Hall of Fame Sex

Posted in NFL, Your Sex Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2013 by Anton Therapy

This weekend was the annual Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement and Pre-Season Kick off game.

Each year 7 individuals are selected to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

The HOF Class of 2013 is: Larry Allen, Cris Carter, Curley Culp, Jonathon Ogden, Bill Parcels, Dave Robinson and Warren Sapp.Image

The selection process is lengthy, with multiple candidates, reviews, disagreements, re-votes and finally a consensus to the inductees.

Watching the Enshrinement Ceremony and last nights Dallas v Miami game, I wondered what would a personal Hall of Fame of Sex look like.  If we reflect upon our lovers and partners, who and in what situations would we choose as our Hall of Fame sexual experiences. Just like the real Hall, we can choose seven different lovers or just seven different sexual situations.

What would be your criteria?

Multiple Orgasms

Adventurous LocationImage

Passion

Romance

Love

Thrill

Vulnerability

Mutuality

Length of Time

Words Shared

Kinky

Risky

PlayfulImage

Chemistry

Spontaneity

Connection

While conducting my purely non scientific survey (aka asking my peer group):

Here is their reply:

Female: passionate, intense – example “He was fucking me (missionary), I switched and started fucking him (on top), after a while, he pushed me up and simultaneously slid his tongue down and started eating my pussy….ahhh heaven”

Male: spontaneous, connection

ImageMale: spontaneous, kinky, different than typical sex with that individual “An unexpected quickie with my wife outside of a bar”

Male: “Breath Taking, Sensory Overload, Mind Numbing”, variety is the spice of life, different locations,  after a long time apart and reconnecting

Female: “the time he ate me out like a fat kid at a buffet”

Male: Uninhibited, Getting After It, Dirty “licking, sucking and fucking everywhere” “Doing ordinary things out of the ordinary”

Female: Passionate, repetitive, carnal, taboo. “at work after hours on the chair, desk, floor”

Female: Respect, mutuality, focused on pleasure, lustful, sweaty, intense

Female: Using fun sex toys…its a rarity but when it happens I love it!Image

Female: Ecstasy.  I can’t have Marvelous Sex unless I’m with someone that I think is Marvelous. “I was walking home from partying all night with my boyfriend back in the day.  We had to walk in the park. We had sex on the shuffleboard. That was fun at 3am.”

It appears there is a large variety in criteria for voting on your Hall of Fame sex.  Keep thinking and reflecting…then provide an award to your favorite sex partner.

Share your Hall of Fame sexual experiences…I’d love to hear.

Trophy Penis

Posted in NFL, Your Sex Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2012 by Anton Therapy

Ever wonder why we focus so much on the size of a member, a penis, a dong, a wanker?

Our society emphasizes: The Bigger the Better.

Not only is it reinforced by males, females, and the pornography industry,  sports even reminds us that size matters.

Would you celebrate as much with a small trophy?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems surprisingly emasculating.

How about the Heisman, Superbowl Lombardi Trophy, or the Stanley Cup?

Ahhh, its the ‘big’ boys who win the ‘big’ prize.

Yet does size really matter?

Most women will give you a no AND a yes answer.

Women will say they would prefer a larger penis, yet its not necessary.

There are benefits of a smaller penis as it is much easier to perform oral sex and engage in a variety of positions without concern of pain or hitting the cervix.

Lawrence Barraclough’s bold documentary is about a man (Lawrence himself)  talking about his notably small penis,  3 1/2 inches erect.

This is an excellent documentary and emphasizes men’s  focus on their penis size yet seeming refusal to discuss.

My Penis and I

Most of us recognize how men in pornography are unusually large.  At least, I hope we are able to recognize.

The large penis focus is additionally seen in sex toys.

8 1/2 inches is advertised on this toy.

What about real penises?

Real penises range from 5 to 6″ when erect.

“Dr Christian met up with the University of Birmingham rugby team to do some myth busting over the controversial issue of penis size.”

 

 

 

A dollar bill measures 6.14 inches in length

A milky way candy bar is 3.75 inches

A pencil is 7.5 inches

An I phone is 4.5 inches.

So no matter the size of your penis.

You deserve a penis trophy because in this case, bigger isn’t always better.

 

Ouch Ocho

Posted in NFL, Relationships with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 12, 2012 by Anton Therapy

NFL player, Chad Johnson, previously known as Chad Ochocinco, was arrested this past Saturday for domestic violence.

Chad allegedly head butted his wife, Evelyn Lozada, after she confronted him about a receipt she discovered in the car trunk for a box of condoms.

When the two were seated back in the car, they began talking about the receipt and their marriage. That’s when Johnson got upset and head-butted his wife, the report said.

Ocho refutes the head butt claim, indicating it was his wife who head butted him; therefore self  inflicting the 3 inch gash in her forehead.

He was released from jail with a $2,500 bond today.

According to the Huffington Post, Johnson’s defense attorney, Adam Swickle, said a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting Lozada. Swickle declined to comment further.

Any sort of violent behavior is unacceptable, no matter if it was prompted by Evelyn or Chad.

What this brings to light outside of:  violence, impulse control, anger issues, complications with communication, and unfair fighting, is the assumption that purchased condoms equated infidelity.

I’m surprised that condoms were a shock to her, vs. there regular use in their own sex life.

With a partner like Chad Johnson or anyone for that matter,  safe sex is tantamount.

So lets assume he was tested, is STD free, and they use another form of birth control, which reaffirms the assumption that condoms equaled cheating.

Nearly 30% of females and 50% of males have an extra marital affair. I would guess the numbers for the rich, famous, and in his case lets add outrageous, would increase these numbers.

There is a strong link between financial success, power, and sexual trysts with others.

Most infidelity can be connected with the  mere opportunity of having sex.  Often known as ‘one night stands’ with no emotional link to the other.

A compartmentalized affair is a side relationship with some  emotional significance and continues over a period of time.  This type of affair is not viewed as interfering with the ‘adulterers’ marriage but instead an outlet and connection outside of the persons day to day life and marital relationship.

A comparison affair is mostly engaged upon ‘unintentionally’, is often linked to feelings of love, and it compares the lover to the spouse.  This form of infidelity is the most threatening to the success of a long term marriage due to entanglements of feelings and the wish to form a potential life long love relationship with the ‘other’.

My best guess would be that Chad Johnson would have a lot of ‘opportunities’ and therefore be more likely to engage in sexual relationships with others due to their availability and his travel schedule.

Available women + opportunity, often = sex.

How could the Evelyn/Chad fight have been prevented?

Many might say: stay monogamous and don’t buy condoms.

I say: Be Honest.

Communicate about your sexual behavior, interests, and needs.

Discuss open relationships, what boundaries work for both partners, and how to prioritize the relationship even when one or both decide to have safe sex with others.

Some say: Players will always be Players.

This may or may not be true.

Previously promiscuous people can choose and follow through with monogamy, yet ones who struggle with monogamy may lie to themselves and their partners.  They want to believe once in love their loins will stay inside of their clothing but reality can often reside elsewhere.

Lets condemn the violence not his choice of buying condoms.  Infidelity is not the demon here.  Unrealistic societal expectations and violence are.

Ouch Ocho!

Kalil vs. Stinson in the Battle of Awesomeness

Posted in NFL with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 1, 2012 by Anton Therapy

Carolina Panthers fans should brace for a parade through downtown Charlotte in February, Pro Bowl center Ryan Kalil announced in a full-page ad taken out in Wednesday’s Charlotte Observer.

Ryan Kalil bought a full-page ad in a newspaper promising a Super Bowl win.
Ryan Kalil bought a full-page ad in a newspaper promising a Super Bowl win. (Carolina Panthers/Special to NFL.com

In the ad, which was printed without the knowledge of the Panthers organization, Kalil says the fans’ continued support will be rewarded with a “One hundred-percent, sterling silver victory. The Lombardi Trophy.” , according to NFL.com

Kalil tends to show some braggadocio regarding his teams Awesomeness and his clairvoyant skills.

Lombardi Awesomeness that is.

Granted Cam Newtons successful rookie year put the Panthers back on the scene, yet to go so far as to state they would win the Superbowl, that’s putting a lot of pressure on a team that’s just starting to make an impact on the field.

‘Cam had  a record-setting season that  he combined for 35 touchdowns & became the first rookie to throw for more than 4,000 yards.’

“Center Ryan Kalil said Newton’s work ethic has never been questioned in the locker room.

Kalil raved about how hard Newton has been working away from the spotlight, trying to get a better grasp of the playbook and recognizing defenses.

He said Newton’s desire to win is unrivaled.

“People see him on commercials and think that’s what he’s been doing in the offseason, but they don’t know what he’s done behind the scenes,” Kalil said. “Cam has been in there with Chud [offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski], with [quarterbacks coach] Mike Shula, and he’s been working his tail off. You might think he’s about the commercials, but that’s not the deal. You don’t see what we see.”

Read more here: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2012/07/30/2968503/newton-has-become-carolina-panthers.html#storylink=cpy

Kalil’s stats:

Def Interceptions Fumbles Tackles
Year Age Tm Pos No. G GS Sk Int Yds TD Lng PD FF Fmb FR Yds TD Tkl Ast Sfty AV
2007 22 CAR c 65 5 3 0 1 0 -24 0 1
2008 23 CAR C 67 12 12 0 0 1 0 0 5
2009* 24 CAR C 16 16 8
2010* 25 CAR C 67 16 16 1 0 5
2011* 26 CAR C 67 16 16 5 0 12
Career 65 63 0 1 1 -24 0 6 0 31

Ryan Kalil looks pretty good.

Yet does this mean the Panthers as a whole can look this good?

And good enough to land a Superbowl win?

Their 2011 season ended with 6 wins and 10 losses; this doesn’t bode well with Kalil’s prediction.

To declare awesomeness, it needs to be proven. Ryan Kalil has a good start, impressive stats, and a seemingly winning attitude, but real awesomeness is longer term and seen within the context of a team, not just by his success and stardom of their new quarterback.
Take, Barney Stinson, he has proven himself socially super bowl worthy.  With his sacks in the bed, his team approach, financial successes, and personal confidence; a full page ad by Barney, would make all of us nod in agreement.

Stinson has a distinct connection to the Super Bowl as seen in his 2010 commercial; he was in the stands with a sign stating “Hey Ladies Call Barney Stinson 1-877-987-6401.”

His statistics tend to be a bit skewed.  Barney’s stats assist him in validating his point, uber exaggerate his successes, and gain women’s trust in order to bed them.

We know he has sacked over 200 women, according to his fourth season show.  Those are some impressive stats.

A limited amount of quotes by Ryan Kalil can be found, yet Barney’s quotes are so abundant and popular, one could fill a room….no wait a book with his quoted philosophy: The Bro Code.

One Code states:

Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

Football is definitely a Team testosterone activity.

According to Smashing List, Barney has 10 popular quotes that reaffirm his awesomeness:

10. “God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

9. “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

8. The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.

7. [Barney is stripping down…]
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: I’m birthday suiting up!

6. Barney: Don’t beat yourself up. He’ll be fine. I mean, the guy’s like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and win ten chicks hotter than you

5. I’ve done so much good today, I’ve got, like, a “soul boner”

4. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story”

3. New is always better.

2. You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

1. “I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang “

When we compare Barney’s awesomeness to the claims of a super bowl win for the Panthers this year, it seems to me that Barney’s history, even exaggerated facts provide worthy of a bragging future predicting ad.

Cam looks good, his rookie season rocked.

Newton’s  ranked number 15 among quarterbacks by ESPN

Kalil was ranked #99 out of the top 100 NFL players of 2012. Among Center’s, he’s number 9

The Panthers ‘power ranking’ is 24.

Even though Kalil didn’t actually say: I’m awesome, my team is awesome; claiming to win the Lombardi trophy this season is equivalent to a declaration of awesomeness.

In this battle, Barney wins. 

 

 

 

Sex & Football

Posted in NFL, Your Sex Life with tags , , , , , , on July 12, 2012 by Anton Therapy
Football and Sex
By Anton Therapy

Its time!

NFL and College Football is back!

The games are on, we’re cheering, yelling, praying and at times doing ridiculous rituals to promote our team to a victory.  Don’t forget the obsessive checking of our fantasy football stats.

In an article I wrote for the bleacher report, entitled ‘Football + Sex + Pastrami Sandwich = Heaven’

I allude to the pleasures of football, sex and food.  It appears easy to get the food aspect in during a game, yet what about sex?

Why do we need to skip sex while watching a football game or even wait until half-time?

One could easily have had sex on Saturday throughout the Michigan vs. Eastern Michigan game with a final score of Michigan 31 v. Eastern 3.  Or Purdue 59 v SE Missouri 0 (and Purdue’s even on their 3rd string QB,  SE must really stink). Or even Ohio State 6 v.  Miami (FL) 24 (so long Tressel)

Those games needed some spicing up.   Go ahead have a sex romp,  you aren’t going to miss much.

The field is open and so is your sex schedule.

It is much harder to determine the right time for sex when the game is really going: close calls, a tight game , killer plays and even injuries, we want to see it all!

Yesterdays Eagles 31 v. Falcons 35, was one such game, with Vicks head to head collision with his teammate that caused a concussion, its hard to take your eyes off the screen.  Well I guess when Vick walked off the field during the 3rd quarter we could’ve shifted our attentions, as the Eagles scored nothing in the last quarter.

Another exciting game played yesterday was by the Cardinals 21 v. Redskins 22, the fourth quarter was a nail biter and the Redskins came in for the win with a field goal.

So how do we go about getting the tri-fecta and more (football, sex, computer for fantasy stats, beer and food).

Timing and the sexual behavior which one engages in is key.

During an exciting game, go for the blow job.  Sit in your recliner, TV in front of you, computer/beer/food on table near you and the person of your fancy between your legs.  Remember to look down, don’t forget the hand in our hair, the moans and more. Plus if your partner doesn’t swallow, you’ll have napkins close by.

This morning I read an excellent erotic short story regarding oral sex and football, I highly recommend you click to read:

All in the Eyes

Another option is the handjob.  Get out some buffalo wings, turn on college ball and relive your old days with a handjob. I recommend lotion vs. KY lubes for a handjob.  It moisturizes your partners hands, smells good and leaves you nice and soft afterward without the need to clean up sticky lube.

When its getting later in the evening on a Sunday night (best and most popular time couples have sex in the U.S.), a great option is the rear entry or doggie style on the bed.  You and your partner face the screen,  enjoying intercourse with the game right in front of you.  Rear entry is one of the most popular positions for both males and females due to the intensity, tightness and friction.  Plus the male has two free hands to stimulate the breasts, buttocks, clitoris and more.

Enjoy football and get on your game!

Sex and Football what a great co

Performance Pressure

Posted in NFL, Your Sex Life with tags , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2012 by Anton Therapy

Jay Cutler Style

By Anton Therapy

Many have speculated on Chicago Bears Quarter Back, Jay Cutlers, football performance for this upcoming season

All eyes are watching….will he flop (yes I know he was injured) as he did in last seasons NFC championship game?

Saturdays preseason game, the  Bears v. Bills, showed only a little Cutler action.

He was off the field after only one series (yes I know its preseason, but most of us wanted a least a little more of his time on the field).

According to AP Writer Andrew Seligman, “The way Cutler was running around, it sure felt like last season. Sacked a league-leading 52 times a year ago, there wasn’t much he could do Saturday with the defense bearing down on him. At least this one didn’t end with a knee injury or with the outside attacks on his toughness, as his previous appearance at Soldier Field…”

To top that off, the Bears Beat  noted Cutler in their  “Hall of Shame” statistic: “FOX displayed a graphic that noted that Cutler is the first Bears quarterback in franchise history to pass for more than 3,000 yards in consecutive seasons, which he did between 2009 and 2010. That clearly defines just how bad quarterbacking has been in this city for so long because that statistic is awful. Some franchises have consecutive 3,500- to 4,000-yard passers these days.”

Even with a Bears win, Cutler remains under the microscope for his performance.

Three more preseason games to go before his official launch on September 11th against the Falcons.

That’s when we’ll see Cutler’s real performance.

Aren’t you glad you aren’t under such pressure (maybe you wouldn’t mind with his paycheck)?

Yet, sometimes you ARE under such pressure; its just different circumstances with  less viewers, limited critics, and a few fans.

Its the pressure men place on themselves in the bedroom, on their sex life!

Imagine being Cutler and  having a whole field, sport pundits, fans and TV viewers to rely on you, grade your performance, and even let others know their full opinion of your game play.

Luckily, in our sex lives, its a much more private affair.  Despite this privacy, men tend to put high pressures on themselves as if they were in Cutlers shoes.

The pressure is on!

You may be thinking of:

Your erection (will it get up, come on get up, whats your problem! better stay hard, better use it quick before it goes down)

Your  ability to orgasm or not to orgasm too quickly (don’t cum, don’t cum, wait, wait….oops)

Whether you’re partner is enjoying the sex

Will you get more sex

Will she/he be pleased

Will you have the right moves (your hands, tongue, mouth, penis)

When one focuses so much on the ‘performance’ aspect of sex, they loose the perspective of pleasure and having good sex  (which is what we all want right?).

So we’re lucky, limited viewers, low pressure, with the only exception…..the pressure you place upon yourself.

Penises can be like adolescents, if you tell them to do something, they often want to do just the opposite.

If you focus so much on an erection, your penis will make up his own stubborn mind and it often isn’t the answer you want.

If you are worried about ejaculating then you have again started the mind game that takes your focus off of your partner, your pleasure, enjoyment and satisfaction, and instead on the ‘end result’.

If the only goal of sex was to have an orgasm, most of us would just stick with masturbation, as an orgasm is near guaranteed with ourselves.

We want sex with others because it heightens our pleasure, our experience and adds a whole new dimension.

Switch your brain to these questions:

Does this feel good?

Do I like this touch/stimulation?

Am I enjoying touching my partner?

Is this fun/passionate/open/respectful?

If you answer YES to these questions, then performance is OUT of the window and pleasure is IN!

Many in sports psychology will tell you that the person has to shut out the criticism, the viewers, and being under the microscope of fame, and to instead focus only on the task at hand.

You. The Ball. The Team. The PLAY.

In the bedroom, it is best to focus on:

You. Your Partner. Pleasure.  PLAY!

So lets excitedly watch the Bears this season.

Jay Cutler will do whatever he can do, even with the pressure. (cautiously optimistic)

You on the other hand can choose if pressure is a part of your style…..or if you would rather choose PLEASURE.

Fantasy Football, Get YOUR Game On

Posted in NFL, Relationships, Your Sex Life with tags , , , , , , on July 12, 2012 by Anton Therapy

2011 Fantasy Football 12 Draft Tips

By Anton Therapy

 Its prime time to draft your players and teams for this years fantasy  football.  

NFLsoup.com listed “Draft Tips for Success”, providing 12 tips to create  your dream team.

As a sex therapist, I’d like to think these 12 steps can also aid us in our sexual  fantasies.

As fantasy is a natural part of who we are; engaging in fantasy is  arousing, creative, free and pleasurable.

Here’s the 12 fantasy football draft tips for both football fans with my version for our own private fantasies.

1. Don’t Wing It.

Strategy is important when selecting your team, yet in the role of fantasy:

Spontaneity Rules.

Just think of the ease with which a new fantasy can enter our mind: walking down the street, sitting in the doctors office, attending a sporting event, and more.

The beauty in our environment can easily spark multiple fantasies per day.

Some will be fleeting, whereas others you can stock away for your fantasy file for later “use”.

2. Don’t Go Through the Motions.

In fantasy, as in life, we must manage our impulses.

Many times we can’t act when sexual thoughts comes to our mind.

When the time and place are right, go for it.

Enjoy the fantasy.

Revel.

Experience the sensations and imagery you have created while skipping out on any robotic or habitual tendency.

Focus on the pleasure our mind and body can provide.

3. Don’t Worry about Bye Weeks.

Just as some of our favorite teams get a break.

So does our fantasy life.

Your mind may feel limited, your libido down, or you may struggle with an ability to “perform” with yourself or your partner.

Life happens.

Even the best of lovers have bad sex 15% of the time.

The more you obsess, the worst it can get.

Go with the flow, be patient with your self, and be open to pleasure not performance.

4. Get the Best Talent Available.

A common sexual fantasy is to have sex with a famous person.

It is near impossible to actually have sex with a Victoria Secret model or top actress, yet when it comes to our mind-

We really CAN get the best talent available.

5. Keep your Options Open.

Some may feel uncomfortable fantasizing about someone other than their partner.

This is only problematic if it becomes an obsessive focus or you act on your fantasy, which may threaten a monogamous

relationship.
So, if you can control yourself… grab healthy adult images that stimulate you and go for it.

This also applies to sexual behaviors which you may never dream of doing in real life yet turns you on during fantasy, such as an orgy, stranger sex, being tied up, spanked, or public sex.

When it stays in your mind, almost anything is an option.

6. Take Some Chances.

If you have a solid relationship with your partner, you may open up and suggest you share your fantasies.

You both might decide to keep it private or even act out a fantasy, as long as it remains adult, consensual and respectful to all parties involved.

If you get turned on by costumes and would love to see your partner dressed as a cheerleader, let her know.

Taking a chance might lead to some fun exploration and add spice to your sex life.

7. Get a Rookie

The Internet offers a variety of images to stimulate our imagination.

Check out the new up and coming pornography stars or even amateur porn.

You might even want to ask your partner if they would be open to video taping your love play, that way, the rookie is you.

Get in bed, grab some champagne, and bring out the video recorder. (privacy is essential, pay attention to what you do with the video after)

8. Balance Beats Elite

Anything in life which we take to an extreme can cause problems.

If we use fantasy to frequently avoid our real life and our partner, it will likely lead to problems.

Fantasy, erotic imagery, and sex CAN be fully enjoyed in a balanced manner.

9. Wait Till the End for the Kicker

There doesn’t seem much difference between the top kickers and the average guy.

In fantasy football, you can relax a bit and choose the kicker in the end. I

n dating and relationships, don’t underestimate the beauty of seemingly average women.

An average kicker, can surprise us and win the game, an average woman may even win your heart.

10. Mock Mock Till You Drop

“Overall, practice makes perfect, so it only makes sense to practice drafting a few times before the real thing goes down.” nflsoup.com

Fantasy, Masturbation, Adult Consensual Sex.

Be Smart.

Be Safe.

Have fun with your “Practice”.

11. READ the Papers.

Study, educate yourself on good sexual health practices, and learn about our bodies.

Understand what are sexual myths and develop a realistic sexual view.

What a fun and important topic to keep up to date.

12. Have Fun!

What is sex without fun?

Enjoy your body.

Laugh.

Explore.

Fantasy is fun…..as is football.

Have a blast with your fantasy football team, your fantasies, and your intimate life.

GAME ON!

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